Chapter 25: The Razor Shark Dies a Fitting Death

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However, they reconsidered: being able to repel a Blade Shark did not necessarily mean one could lift a creature weighing several tons. When they imagined the scene—Qin Chuan’s small, frail body lifting a multi-ton Blade Shark in the water and tossing it onto the shore—it was difficult to accept, leaving them completely dumbfounded.

The Blade Shark lay dead on the bank, motionless. Shen Gongbao, standing on the shore, wore a bizarre expression. Its mouth hung agape as it stared blankly at the slain beast, utterly bewildered. How had this terrifying monster suddenly fallen from the sky? What on earth was going on? Shen Gongbao’s head was still buzzing; with its limited leopard intellect, it could not process the situation, resulting in its current stupefied state.

"Big Cat, what are you doing?"

Qin Chuan emerged from the lake, completely naked. Only then did Shen Gongbao realize that Qin Chuan was behind it all. Trembling, it immediately ran to Qin Chuan’s side and sat down obediently, acting like the most loyal of hunting dogs. The audience in the livestream was speechless at the sight of the leopard behaving like a dog.

"Holy crap, that’s a dog in a leopard’s skin."
"And a total sycophant at that."
"Just how scared of Qin Chuan is this leopard? He’s clearly just a child!"
"I’ve never seen such a cowardly leopard; I’m at a loss for words."
"The leopard has clearly been conquered by the charisma radiating from Qin Chuan."
"Good job, Qin Chuan!"

Qin Chuan put on his clothes and looked at the massive shark. It was large enough that he wouldn't have to worry about a lack of meat for a long time. He licked his lips, seemingly having an idea.

"I bet Qin Chuan is about to start eating."
"You can see it in his eyes; that look says everything."
"I’m curious how he plans to eat it. It’s so huge, and he doesn’t have any tools like a knife. How will he manage?"

Qin Chuan provided a practical demonstration. He walked up to the Blade Shark, and with a simple swipe of his small hand, he sliced the meat right off. Everyone watching was stunned.

"What the hell!"
"What kind of skill is that? Don’t tell me he got that from a lucky draw too!"
"His little hand comes with a built-in cutting function? That’s way too overpowered!"
"With abilities like that, it’s no wonder he doesn't need weapons. This is incredible!"
"Amazing!"
Foreign viewers: "This is unscientific!"

Qin Chuan efficiently cut the Blade Shark into portions, washed them by the river, and stored them in his spatial ring. Countless viewers praised him as a thrifty little guy. However, they were even more amazed by how he had developed such a "hand-blade" technique; such a miraculous ability made others green with envy.

The foreign viewers, in particular, were completely baffled when they saw him slice off a perfect piece of sashimi with a mere wave of his hand. Such an irrational event finally made them realize that this Qin Chuan possessed actual superpowers.

"Can someone tell me if this is ancient Yanhuang martial arts? I heard that Yanhuang’s ancient martial arts allow people to ascend to the heavens, dive into the seas, and walk on walls—they’re omnipotent."
"That’s an exaggeration. Even though our great Beauty Country has Spider-Man, Iron Man, Batman, and even Superman, those are just movies. Yanhuang’s martial arts are just flashy, useless moves that can't be taken seriously."
"Yanhuang has no such thing as ancient martial arts. Remember that guy Ma Baoguo? He claimed to be a grandmaster, invincible in the world, but in the end, he was just a fraud."
"His 'Lightning Five-Whip' routine had me laughing to tears."
"Then can someone explain how Qin Chuan can hold his breath for so long while swimming so fast during such intense activity? And how did he cut that sashimi with his hand?"
"Especially how that shark ended up on the shore?"
"Don't you dare say the shark flew onto the shore itself before it died; our IQs are still online."
"Well... maybe, perhaps, possibly, it’s likely that this Qin Chuan really did learn some kind of ancient Yanhuang martial art since he was a baby."
"I’ll ask timidly: isn't Qin Chuan only four years old? Did he start learning in the womb?"
"Maybe God knows."
"Yanhuang isn't under God’s jurisdiction; it seems to be under the Heavenly Court’s."

Seeing the foreign viewers so confused, the Yanhuang viewers burst into laughter and chimed in:

"Stop guessing. Our Yanhuang’s Qin Chuan is just an ordinary little kid."
"He’s just a bit mischievous, no different from any other rowdy child."
"Qin Chuan is just playing around, don't overthink it. There’s no such thing as ancient martial arts; that’s all nonsense."
"There are no superpowers in the world; we should believe in science."

Upon hearing these answers, the foreign viewers began to lash out. Who were they kidding? Did they think they hadn't finished elementary school? Since when is a normal four-year-old this terrifying? He repelled a multi-ton monster, and you tell me he’s just an ordinary person with no superpowers? And it was even more infuriating to be told to "believe in science"! If science could explain everything about Qin Chuan, would they be here wasting their breath?

Science: "I have already been dragged through the dirt!"

Regardless of the debates in the livestream, Qin Chuan continued his "art." To protect the environment and ensure the Blade Shark didn't die with regrets, Qin Chuan meticulously separated the flesh from the bone, scraping the shark clean without wasting a single morsel.

Blade Shark: "I f***ing thank you!"

Qin Chuan also chopped off the shark’s head, wasting none of the bones, and told the ravenous Shen Gongbao, "Don't worry, we'll split it. I eat the meat, you eat the bones. See? Very fair."

"I am such a clever little guy." Qin Chuan laughed triumphantly.

Shen Gongbao: (O_O)

Qin Chuan realized he wanted to make fish head soup, but he lacked a pot. He couldn't let the fish head go to waste, so after some thought, he had an idea. He took a leap and dove back into the lake, having seen other items at the bottom earlier.

Watching Qin Chuan "bully" Shen Gongbao once again, the audience laughed. Who couldn't love such an adorable Qin Chuan?

"Look, Qin Chuan jumped into the lake again. What is he trying to do?"